Did you say Masturbation?! Where are my prayer beads??
Masturbation was defined in 1766 by Mirriam-Webster's dictionary as being : "erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies ".
What makes masturbation such a fun topic is that it's so taboo.. most people would never openly admit that they masturbate.. well, I say to you, that I, and the grand majority of my friends are willing to be the first out of the masturbation closet. Of course we do, why the hell wouldn't we?!
Okay, so, we're talking about masturbation, but must we continue to refer to it with such a vulgar word? It makes my ears bleed! Well, why not try one of these on for size?
Masturbation can be a pretty funny topic, so I've decided to add a few links to other masturbation sites, I'll be adding more in the future, for now, enjoy, and for the love of all that is holy and good, don't take this crap seriously.
Thanks for visiting my masturbation page, come again, there will eventually be lots of great masturbation things up on here for your enjoyment.. man, that sounded dirty. oh well *shrug*
